Why do some animals have hair, some need feathers and others something entirely different?

Why do our muscles atrophy in old age, even when we work out?

Why do authors and artists starve while expressing the deeper meanings of existence like peace, love, beauty, harmony and tranquility to those who throw people under a bus for a dollar?

Who originally coined the term, “throw under the bus?”

Why is everyone else’s whining grandkid more annoying than mine?

Why is everyone else’s barking dog more annoying than mine?

Actually, I presently don’t have a dog.  But when I did, I did not tolerate excessive barking.  Why don’t other people make their dogs shut up?

The big dog ambles to the human wagging its tail and confidently sends the message through the psychic airwaves, “Dude, wanna give me a good ole scratch behind the ears?”

So, why does the hyper, diminutive, insecure dog run around in circles yapping, “Hey look at me, I’m stupid!  Hey look at me, I’m stupid!  Hey look at me, I’m stupid!”

Why do we have to work hard to be rich?

Why do we have to watch our mothers and fathers suffer through Alzheimer’s disease?

How is it that a woman can altruistically love a hairy, stinky, ornery man?

What intrinsic quirk causes us to want bigger, better and faster than our neighbor?

Why do we send our manufacturing overseas or to Mexico and then buy it back?

Will America ever fall/fail?

What will happen to us if it does?

If we need to vote the bums out, then why do we keep voting them back in?

America is at that awkward stage. It’s too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. – Claire Wolfe

Why is it too early to shoot them?

Should we shoot them anyway?

Why do we still use ethanol in our gas when it is detrimental to our engines and has no benefits to the environment or economy?

Does any good reason exist to get a tattoo?

Does any good reason exist to not get a tattoo?

If a grandkid is basically the same little beast as was the child, why do we tolerate deviant behavior from the grandkid more than we did our own child?

Knowing we will be judged on or beyond the level by which we judge others, why do we continue to criticize our fellow man/woman?

Has God ever made a mistake?

Why are you looking at your husband after reading the previous question?

When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead.  Can we agree it is the same when you are stupid? – Anonymous

I will cautiously attempt the next question tactfully.  Your wife is amazingly attractive.  Why is my wife better looking than yours?

Why do I always emanate sexy and hot no matter which model Harley I am riding?

Why does a thorn tree produce thorns, nut trees produce nuts and fruit trees produce fruit, but locust trees do not produce locusts?

So, if tofu is a meat substitute, where can I go hunt some and what caliber rifle should I use?

Why do I sit around thinking up stupid questions that have insufficient answers?

Why do I print them thinking you even care?

Why are you reading them?